January 2010
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Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer are officially... →
fuckyeahgaiman:
EVERYBODY FREAK OUT NOW
HAI FREAKING OUT. i just believed in marriage for like 3 seconds there. longest in my life. BABIES OMG THAT MADE ME THINK OF BABIES.
i just used caps and typed omg. that’s the amount of power that couple has over me. but i’m still against marriage till gay marriage and three-way marriage is legal all over so these two can marry me.
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My sarcasm has a tendency to ruin most moments
thwarted:
excellinginmediocrity:
A Friend was bored at work, so she texted me to entertain her. My sarcasm only leaves one logical response.
Her: “work is slooowww, talk dirty to me”
Me: “Dishes… Laundry… My bathroom… I’m not doing this right, am I?”
If it makes you feel any better I am laughing hysterically.
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Sara: A friend recently told me that first base is sex and second base is bum sex.
Tegan: I am home run.
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i laughed so hard.
guy under interrogation: i should be in the hospital getting checked for rabies!
olivia benson: i seriously doubt that you gave the dog rabies.
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shesighsandsays asked: teşekkür ederim :)... ilginç tepkiler gelirse bana bildirir misin?
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Perez Hilton is following JD Samson on Twitter.
luvmariahblog:
Am I the only one who finds this weird?
came accross both this post and this in my sunday morning JD google marathon. hi i’m random.
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it runs in the family. →
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